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This, followed by 45 push-ups, 15 sit-ups, 5 crunches, 5 leg raises, and a 15 second plank. 

Fuck you bad body thoughts and feels. I’m kicking your ass (and my own)

This, followed by 45 push-ups, 15 sit-ups, 5 crunches, 5 leg raises, and a 15 second plank.

Fuck you bad body thoughts and feels. I’m kicking your ass (and my own)

  #fitspo    #health    #darcy gets fit for VIDCON  

buttcarrot:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

second to last has the face spot-fucking-on

  #boy selfie more like Yasmin selfie    #carrot0nesie  
brooklynncalifornia:

alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

I laughed so hard at this! 

brooklynncalifornia:

alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

I laughed so hard at this! 

  #probably Canada  
brooklynncalifornia:

The fandom is full of awesome mother fuckers. http://gr8kayt.tumblr.com/ and I came up with these.
What’s YOUR shirt gonna say?
Come on ya’ll (was going to list people but really I can’t name all ya’ll!)
I’d totally make a shirt

HAH! I’m the adorable mother fucker?! I LOVE IT.

brooklynncalifornia:

The fandom is full of awesome mother fuckers. http://gr8kayt.tumblr.com/ and I came up with these.

What’s YOUR shirt gonna say?

Come on ya’ll (was going to list people but really I can’t name all ya’ll!)

I’d totally make a shirt

HAH! I’m the adorable mother fucker?! I LOVE IT.

  #I'm smiling so hard    #oh my god    #YOURE THE BEST MOTHER FUCKER    #FUCK THOSE MOTHERS SO GOOD    #...    #ew  
WELCOME HOME. I HOPE WORK WENT WELL. HAVE A LOVELY EVENING. I LOVE YOU. <3

THANKS FRIEND. IT WAS OKAY. I BARELY DID ANYTHING EXCEPT RING PEOPLE THROUGH. LOVE YOU TOO

Run time with my Parkour To You pals!

Run time with my Parkour To You pals!

  #Hannah hart    #my drunk kitchen    #parkour to you    #me  
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Song: Lollipop
Artist: Mika
Album: Life In Cartoon Motion
Played: 27,965 times.

radtracks:

lollipop // mika

mama told me what i should know
too much candy gonna rot your soul
if she loves you, let her go
'cause love only gets you down

HAPPY SATURDAY!!!!!

  #IM FINISHED MY 7 HOUR SHIFT    #YAAAAS    #HEHEHRH    #DARCYS TUNES    #MY COAT IS SO SUNNY  
  #ME HAHAH  
veryhartistic:

but how does one get up from the bathroom floor

veryhartistic:

but how does one get up from the bathroom floor

  #jESUS    #WHY DO YOU DO THE THING LAUREN    #THE HAIR THING AND T    #HTE LIP BIET    #BITE    #WHAT    #no no it's okay I'm okay wHAT THE HECK    #frick  

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

  #me  

I LOVE HAVING FRIENDS WHO WORK AT THE PET STORE RIGHT BESIDE MY STORE BECAUSE I GET TO CUDDLE WITH CATS ON MY BREAK, HOLD BABY SNAKES AND GUINEA PIGS, AND PLAY WITH THE CHAMELEON. AHHHH

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

  #yeah  

vintagefuckup:

in case you haven’t heard this today:

  • you’re amazing
  • you’re cute
  • your smile is beautiful
  • you’re beautiful
  • you’re loved
  • you deserve to live
  • you’re strong
  • you can do this

and i am so fucking proud of you for still being here

  #feel good  

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg